Murder

Here are some of my favorites…

 

Juliet Escoria: 16 Steps to Kill ‘Someone and not get caught

Danny Smith: 8 ways to get away with murder

A handy info graph, kinda fun: http://www.top-criminal-justice-schools.net/murder/

Remember:

• Don’t masturbate at the crime scene. It leaves your DNA behind and it’s just weird.
• Don’t kill kids. They don’t deserve it. They’re just kids.
• Know that you will go to Hell for murder. I’m sick of killers who are shocked when they find themselves face to face with me in Hell. Grow up.